I would like to take the honor of this momentous occasion to break the reality to you about your miserable life and say that you are the most unfortunate being ever born on the 4th of October. You were picked to be Meow's best friend of 7 billion population of the world. Yes, this is the utmost misfortune of your life. Sadly, you are stuck with the person who doesn't throw grand parties to commemorate the birth of her bestie, neither does she upload birthday songs and wish-you-long-life wishes on her statuses, nor does she call sharp at the strike of twelve. She is known to ditch the birthday person on his birthday and may make you the butt of her jokes with people like Harry, Hippo and Fiona. Your Bestie possesses the guts to accomplish any damn thing in this world (from playing with R's heart to overtly crushing it under her denim converse) but she would not do anything to let you know how much she loves you. Does it make any sense to you now? Had she done any of the aforementioned birthday tradition in the past, you would have known how much she adored you. This bitch is incomparably clever and it might take atleast 10 Rats like you to comprehend 1 Meow.
To world you might be 22 years old but to me you are just 3, cause for me you were born in 2009 only. I have some magnificent memories with you in these three years which are indeed the best episodes of my med-school. Be they the virtual dates we have been to in our minds or the actual ones, whether we laughed together at others or at each other, from sharing the best and the worst of times, we have come a long way. Many crises couldn't have been dealt alone had you not been there neither would many achievements have been as illustrious in your absence. You are truly one person who makes me feel so distinguished. With you I am a different person which is more like the actual me, 'cause I know you wouldn't ever judge me whatever I do, and by whatever i mean WHATEVER. No matter what the world says to me, regardless of what you say to me, I am always going to listen to my heart, which always always ALWAYS says to be with you, what come may. I am sorry for all those instances where I acutely hurt you, knowingly/unknowingly. I have always wished the best for you, irrespective of our discord. I salute you for bearing with me for all this time, you deserve some form of recognition for this noble service,
Happy Birthday
Love,
Gisele
p.s: please get engaged to Z, I have even prepared a dance for your Mehndi. ♥
